Laxquatch® 6-7 (We have no idea) T-Shirt - Adult Sizes (S-5XL)

Laxquatch® 6-7 (We have no idea) T-Shirt - Adult Sizes (S-5XL)

Featuring a lacrosse-stick wielding legendary woodland mystery who may or may not be a time traveler, this image documents a highly confidential moment when The Pine Ridge Classic was won at a score of 6-7 and the fans literally went crazy. Gravity felt optional, and the concept of “before” and “after” has been permanently retired. Historians are unsettled. The forest has declined to comment.

Wearing this shirt may cause:

• Unexplained confidence in grocery store parking lots.

• Strangers asking “Is that Laxquatch®?” (You must not answer).

• A sudden belief that you could play midfield with zero warm-up or Goalie with no pads.

• Teenagers loudly yelling “SIX–SEVEN!” while every nearby adult stares in silence, deeply unsure what just happened (seriously. we have no idea).